Movie Review: Salaam-E-Ishq

So what do you do when 6 couples who are overly obsessed with marriage (one wants to marry, some are still-married-but-virgin, some are scared to marry, one wants to marry a blond, one has forgotten all about her marriage, one looks for excitement outside the marriage) are brought together?

They either end up in Sooraj Barajatya's movies or Karan Johar's. But this time it's Nikhil Advani who takes the responsibility for making the marriage happen. Except that he fails miserably. Very very miserably.

The first half of Salaam-e-Ishq moves at a very slow pace and except for the great musical numbers, I really don't remember any other scene. It's just that the scenes don't have any impact on the audience. None of the stories has a common theme. Yes, they all have a problem, i.e. LOVE - and the baggage of being in love. But then, there is a complete disconnect in the stories. At times you will wonder - what's their real problem?

Second half has some great scenes [esp. when John goes to meet his parents], and emotions run high as far as Anil Kapoor and Akshayee Khanna are concerned.

Review of the cast:

Priyanka Chopra: Kkamini, an item girl who desperately wants a break in Karan Johar's movie, scripts a story to break her item girl image and build girl-next-door image. Priyanka's acting reminds you of Kareena Kapoor [K3G] - vague, pouty, and irritating. But she is okay in the second half and has some good scenes to her credit. Overall, this is just another average performance by her.

John Abraham: It's official. Johny baba is competing with Sallu baba for max. no. of shirtless scenes! By the way, he is just average, definitely needs some effort on emotional scenes.

Anil Kapoor: He is like an old wine who gets better with age. He has gone completely inside the skin of the character, the 40-yet-wanna-get-naughty man.

Vidya Balan: She did what she was supposed to do - but I wish she had more scenes. Highly underutilized.

Sallu Mian: He is probably one guy, who doesn't give a damn to acting but still gets away with accolades. When was the last time you saw him acting in any movie? The saga continues...

Govinda: A perfect role for Govinda which he justifies too. But then, because of disconnected stories, his character does not leave any lasting impression.

Sohail Khan/Isha: All in all, they have just 5/6 scenes - so its' not right to comment on their role. It's director's failure to underutilize the two above-average comedy actors. Moreover, their story is a complete disconnect in an otherwise really-long-movie.

Akshaye Khanna: He is a treat to watch - right from his perfect comedy timing to DCH-type-seriousness. He is a sure winner.

Overall, Akshaye Khanna tops the list when it comes to acting, while Anil Kapoor and Juhi Chawla are most dependable. I would blame Nikhil Advani for not utilizing the quality of the cast he had.

Final Verdict:
Watch Salaam-e-Ishq for colorful costumes, great cinematography, locations and a few great scenes. But then, don't have high hopes. Definitely not worth a salaam!

[the author blogs at pluggd.in]

Average: 3.3 (13 votes)

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I, anyway, do not have high expectations from this labor of love. and your review has made me think whether i should go through 3.5 hr pain in theater or not. better i'll watch it on dvd later. i'll go n watch Guru again instead :)

Btw, has the movie released? it's only Thursday here (in US) and even in India it's only Thurs night. So, how come?

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Mani Ratnam should thank Nikhil Advani for making such a crappy movie, because this will help the collections of Guru

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Yes, This movie has been relesed in India. Please remember the time difference. Thanks

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time diff is ok. but it still got released on thursday. that was my question. but anyway i now figure it out that it got released on thurs (25 jan) as fri (26 jan) is holiday there. but i dun think even an extra day would be beneficial going by its review.

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An entertaining 2 hours sandwiched between a clumsy beginning (45 minutes) and a boring end (another 45 minutes). It is worth watching once when you are in a mood for a light movie. But you don't need to rush to the theaters. Excellent acting and good direction. I especially enjoyed the parody on everything our "masala" movies stand for.  Still wondering what the end product would be if it was 1.5 hours shorter. See full review at http://withoutgivingthemovieaway.com/reviews/2007/01/review-salaam-e-ish...

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One observation: Mostly multistarrers work only if you have Amitabh/Abhishek Bachchan in that.
Btw, is this one that bad a movie? I was planning to watch it tomorrow.

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the movie isnt  worth of negative reviews as it is made out to be...... i just had a viewing of the movie ... and i am kind of surprised to see the reviews.

pros:

1. much depth than kal ho na ho.
2. depicts various stages of love( before marriage, after marriage, lust, tragedy ect..) all with considerable amount of realism and romantic overtures.
3. a detailed worked out script.
4. uncanny humour in tragic scenes....
5. worth for those who have gone through the ups and downs of  a relationship  over a long time and are still in that realtionship. this movie would definetely make them smile.
6. targets all audeinces. ( youth, middle aged, children, NRI).
7. govinda, akshaye khanna, anil kapoor, vidya balan and  shankar-ehsaan-loy

CONS.
1 almost 3:30 hrs run time!
2. salman khan's effortless job and priyanka's overacting at times.
3. too melodramatic in the later half
4.  i 'stephanie's' character. could have been improved, govinda's love interest
5. salman's character was supposed to anchor the theme of the film , but the job is actually done by govinda and john abraham
6. saif ali khan would have been a better choce than akshaye

 but all said, it is extremely difficult to weave 6 stories in one, and the director that way has done a good job. DEFINETELY WORTH  A WATCH. but in my opinion,if you have seen  'Love actually', and liked it enough ,then this movie may not be disapointing either

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Love Actually was one of the most boring chick flicks I've ever seen in my life.....so even if you pimp it out with some songs it will still suck.....

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Saif instead of Akshaye... then Saif may repeat himself as he did in Hum Tum... afraid of marraige...
 
But Akshaye , Govinda and Vidya were still the saving grace of the movie... 
 
Three and half hours could be bearable but its boring too...
 
Juhi and Anil did good job... but bad job by editor took their charm away... they became boring by the end...
 
Govinda was too loud in the end... i mean he doesn't have to shout all the time to prove his point....
 
Salman and Priyanka were a dissappointment...
 
Sohail and Isha better not to talk about... Sohail was behaving like a dog...
 
The film could be better... bad editing i must say...
 
The film hardly makes you feel Love... the diretor got so busy completing his stories he forgot to film the core part of the movie that's Love...

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Worst movie i have ever watched.... I want my money back!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Jisne kabhi Pyar nahin kiya woh kya samjhega Salaam-E-Ishq

Do not go by all the negative comments about this movie.  Although it is not at the level of Babel, it is a good movie.  Maybe long but has a good story.  all actors have done the job

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Level of Babel? let's not compare good apples and rotten oranges here.....

Re: Movie Review: Salaam-E-Ishq - strong performances weak movie

I saw this movie yesterday night, or should i say today morning. it never looked to end. started at 11:30PM and went on and on till 3:30AM. worst part - because of the exxtra long movie, they did not show any trailers. now that's bad.

well, enough has already been written about Salaam-e-Ishq. It's getting more attention than it actually deserves - primarily because of its super star cast and music. movie is at best - good in parts. Some of the scenes are really good, like Salaman's scene with Priyanka when he reveals how he knows so much about fav color, sweets, place, etc.; John's scene at his parents' house first and Akshaye's house later; Govinda's all scenes; Anil Kapoor's scene at discotheque; and the last scene where Shannon blasts in Hindi. But the best scene has to be when Govinda says, after a very emotional scene: "Shall we?". Hahaha, he learns English by the end of the movie :)

Salman Khan is the most under rated actor. but just look at his screen presence. in a movie full of stars, he was the super star. priyanka should stop thinking that she is a good actress. she overacts and irritates. akshaye khanna is a natural. just watch his expressions. too good! ayesha takia had nothing to do. govinda was funny as ever. he really brought smile and i must say he's back now. shannon was good, funny at times. john abraham, in the most emotional role of his career, is a big surprise. i never thought he could act so well. vidya balan, we all know, can act. but why did the director show her in the same dress throughout. she is so beautiful that she looked good even though nikhil advani tried his best to make her look ugly. anil kapoor was ok. juhi chawla bored. anjana sukhani was seductress to the hilt. she was very sexy. i could see some men looking with their mouth wide open at Babuji dheere chalna song. sohail khan and isha had barely 3-4 scenes, which should have been edited from the movie. they are cheap.

now coming back to the movie, i think why would anyone want to see 6 different stories in one movie, if they are not connected well. thats the major drawback of salaam-e-ishq. some of the stories drag and bore u to death. i would say, it's a crime to waste such a golden opportunity when you have some of the biggest stars and actors in your movie. Nikhil Advani should take a long break now. but at least he is better than his mentor Karan Johar, who i bet would have stretched only one story itself to 3:30 hrs.

give salaam-e-ishq a miss. wtach guru twice in that much time :)

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Just now wasted 3.5 hours and $ 9.5 on this crap film.
Not sure what director wanted to say.
Instead of wasting film reels on 6 stories which are not at all related,
he could have made a good film just on Govinda's story.
I really liked Govinda's role.
Thats the only good part of this movie.

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Movie is Awesome !! an entertaining flick after a long time....must watch once...miss it at ur own risk !! To hell with all the bad review writers...make ur own judgement
 

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HEY I THINK U'VE GONE MAD.IT WAS THE WORST MOVIE WITH NO STORYEITHER.FULLY BORING.HALFOE PPL WALKED OUT OF THE THEATRE.NOT A SINGLE GOOD SCENE.WORST DIRECTION N WORST ACTING.NOTHIN WORTHA WATCH.IN MY OPINION IT IS HALF STAR.U SEE THE RATINGS IN NEWSPAPERS N GOOD SITES SO THAT U MAY COME TO KNOW.N THE COLLECTIONS WILL DO THEIR JOB.THE SECOND WEEK WOULD BE SOME 1 OR 2 SHOWS IN MULTIPLEXES N WOULD NOT EVEN FETCH MORE THAN 3-4 CRORES WORLDWIDE.EVEN FILMS LIKE WOH LAMHE BAGHBAN BAABUL NEAL N NIKKI EK AJNABE ARE BETTER THAN DIS.IT WAS FULL BORING N EVERYONE WAS SLEEPING IN THE THEATRE.SO PLS THINK OVER AGAIN BEFORE WRITING THE REVIEW FOR ANY MOVIE .

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Interesting concept.  Great acting on the parts of John, Akshaye, Anil, Juhi, Shannon, Govinda, and Vidya.  Priyanka wasn't bad.  Ayesha had very little to do, but looked good.  Overall, a good, popcorn flick.  Just a bit too long. My brother and I called it the never-ending-movie.  But worth a watch, for sure!!  Even Salman wasn't as annoying as he usually is.  Probably  because we only really get a small dose of him. 

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I agree with all the negative reviews out there for Salaam-E-Ishq. This movie has absolutely no redeeming quality whether it is acting, storyline or direction. Just a tremendously obscene way to spend a few million dollars on a poorly conceived tribute to love. Yes there are good performances and a few bright spots (like most bad movies do have) but you could pick a movie off TV Guide at random and get better entertainment for free.

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It's not at all a tribute to love, its a tribute to mediocrity in hindi cinema. i have said this earlier, lemme say again - ban all Karan Johar clones from making shit movies.

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one more thing - priyanka chopra should play mute girl - the way kareena played in chup chup ke

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dhaage bhar ka phark hota hai bewakoof aur c*****e mein!!! same for comedy n vulgarity.
sohail khan - isha koppikar track was vulgar n cheap.

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wow I really feel left out......I still haven't seen this movie.....does anyone wanna go with me? I'll buy you popcorn.....if you don't like em, feel free to throw at the monkeys on the screen....

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i think chopra rocks!

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One of the worst movies to start the year maybe.......I dont undersatnd where the hindi industry directors are going. No logic itself in most of the movies. What the heck was it. No direction. Pathetic acting. No concept only. Such type of films shouldn't be released in the first place. People can use 3 hours of thier precious life for some personal development instead.

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3 hr 40 mins

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  • Akshaye Khanna was superb!!!

WATCH IT AGAIN

I HAVE READ MANY OF THE REVIEWS ON THIS PAGE, AND ALMOST ALL OF THEM SAY THAT MY FILM SALAAM-E-ISHQ WAS NOT A GOOD FILM.  MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD WATCH IT OVER, BECAUSE THIS FILM IS LIKE ME, IT ROCKS BIG TIME.  AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIKED IT, I PROMISE THAT MY NEST TWO RELEASES PARTNER AND GOD TUSSI GREAT HO WILL BE BIGGER AND BETTER THAN SEI.   

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Worst Movie ever i have seen in my life.Please don't watch this movie and don't waste your precious time instead have a good sleep at your home.

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i havent watched SEI yet but by watching the trailers it looks like a good  movie. i think the time is ok becauuse there is 6 stories tell.
Priyanka, Salman n John ROCK!!!

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hw can u say the film was crap. it was soooooo GOOD. i would advise u o watch the film again and understand it. I just Loved JOHN ABRAHAM and PRIYANKA

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WATCH IT AGAIN!!!!!
it couldnt hav been that bad coz i no so many people who loved it!

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SALAAM E ISHQ IS AN AWSOME MOVIE. HOW COULD U NOT LOVE IT. PRIYANKA CHOPRA IS SO CUTE ND SO IS THE GIRL WITH AKSHAY KHANA. SALAAM E ISHQ IS THE BEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD. IT IS DEFINATLEY WAYYYYY BETTER THAN GURU

BEST MOVIE EVER MADE

I RECENTLY SAW SALAAM E ISHQ AND THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A BRILLIANT MOVIE INDEED. AND IS IT ME OR IS SALMAN GETTING YOUNGER BY THE MOVIE. HIS LOOKS ARE TO DIE FOR. I ALSO SAW A SPECIAL SCREENING FOR HIS NEXT GOD TUSSI GREAT HO AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, HE LOOKS NO MORE THAN 24 YEARS OLD.

P.S. THE PROMO WAS AMAZING.(AS ALL SALMAN MOVIES ARE)

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I liked Saif Ali Khan's acting and performance since Dil Chahta Hai! I always like Saif Ali Khan as an actor more than Akshaye Khanna since Hum Tum! But, Akshaye Khanna proves that he is outstanding and superb as the best comedian in Salaam-e-Ishq! Hats off to Akshaye Khanna's superb acting, mindblowing expression delivery, outstanding performance and fantastic comedy! Akshaye Khanna rocks as 'Shiven'! Akshaye steals the show in Salaam-e-Ishq! Akshaye Khanna deserves to win the best comedian and the best supporting actor awards! Akshaye Khanna is the best actor of Indian Cinema! Akshaye Khanna is the master and the king of amazing comic timing! No one can do what Akshaye Khanna does onscreen! Not even Saif Ali Khan! I have watched all the movies featuring Saif Ali Khan and Akshaye Khanna individually! So, between these two actors, it is Akshaye Khanna who is the better choice than Saif Ali Khan for the role 'Shiven'! Akshaye Khanna is better actor than Saif Ali Khan! Akshaye Khanna is the best actor of Indian Cinema! I have now liked Akshaye Khanna more than Saif Ali Khan as a great actor! Akshaye Khanna proves that he is more talented and gifted actor than Saif Ali Khan! Akshaye Khanna is more natural than Saif Ali Khan! Thanks to Nikhil Advani who had chosen Akshaye Khanna not Saif Ali Khan for the role 'Shiven'! Akshaye Khanna is not only a great comedian or supporting actor! In fact, Akshaye Khanna is also a great actor and the best actor! Also, Akshaye Khanna is greater than Saif Ali Khan as a great performer! Akshaye Khanna's onscreen performance is wonderful, amazing and fabulous! I'll vote Akshaye Khanna as the best comedian and best supporting actor awards for Salaam-e-Ishq! And of course, Nikhil Advani's Salaam-e-Ishq is better than Mani Ratnam's film GURU!

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Hey this movie's music is best, movie is best, actors acted well in this movie, everything about this movie is good, its gonna be a bit hit of this year, must see movie

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The high level concept is Extremely intellectual. 6 STORY LINES MERGING INTO ONE. Hollywood style concept.

well, PRIYANKA CHOPRA and SALMAN KHAN, SOHAIL KHAN and ISHA's story lines were BULL SHIT.

Rest 4 stories were very very touching.... BUT YES GUYS .. LISTEN THE REAL MOVIE WATCHERS (and not shitty crap nonsense people who does not understand MOVIE) YOU WILL ENJOY THIS MOVIE....

although it does not have any story as such .. It is based on the age-old theme LOVE ...

I WOULD GIVE A RATING OF "GOOD+"
I would not say excellent (only because of some loose threads).

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salaam-e-ishq is all about govinda...he was best as ever,,,,,we can easily say dat he was da best part of da movie,,,,,,,,he is back,,,al though da movie wasnt too good,,,,govinda was excellent and he looks quite young in da movie

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Sallu Mian: He is probably one guy, who doesn't give a damn to acting but still gets away with accolades. When was the last time you saw him acting in any movie? The saga continues...

E bhaaaaaaaai didn't you see Kyon Ki ... ab director djo bolega wohi karna parega na ... yehi to actor ka kaam hain yaar.

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i loved all the songs except babuji(slutty one) and o rabba(sad one).
im very dissapointed that they cut mera dil......it's such a wonderful song.....
ok..the movie was boring...in the middle i turned it off cuz it was soo boringxd
well...vidya & govinda acted verry good...
vidya played an innocent indian girl...&& i loved it..
govinda was portrayed as a traditional indian && really gave the movie a great touch..
salman acting was a bit touchy..not good...but a little over the limit...
priyanka was cute..but she could have improved quite a bit...
akshaya was one of my favorite actors...his fearful attitude towared marriage along with his humor made the movie somewhat enjoyable...
sohail && isha's role was kinda like a long overdue way back when joke...not very funny to me..
&& tha girl who govinda liked....she was ok......:)
but six love stories was a BAD idea:( too long && boring & i couldn't follow what the heck was going on!

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i think the cast was the only thing tht was fine.. and some songs.. and scenes as said .. you just wht ever i felt with the movie.. the story line could have been better.. but the songs a re not dissapointing.. catch them at www.hummaa.com .. with easy search options

UR films do rock!!*

Hi Salman How R u wazz up yea i have seen ur trailers for ur new films they look quite good u rock i like ur films they r very cool u very nice 2 plz reply back i would really to see u sometyme remember u rock lol !!!!

Salaam e Ishq

Hi i think salman khan rocks he iz da best he is a very good actor maybe jst not the right film though but keep it up salman with good movies u rock !!

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i like this movie very much and in this movie i like roll of salman khan so much

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HI I LIKE THIS MOVIE VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY MUCH

IN THIS MOVIE I THINK SALMAN KHAN IS LOOKING ROCK I LIKE SALMAN KHAN SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH.

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hi

well,to be honest the movie was quite long,and the 6 stories were quite unrelated but it was nice.for me i watshed it just for my best actor(john abraham) really i ador him and for me he is the best of the best he did his part is a such great way he did it well and also salam khan was great and kamini too.and there is some thing else, if the movie was a bit shorter is would be better because there were many of the unnecessary scense

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