Movie review : Gunda

Posted September 22nd, 2006 by Ibu_Hatela

paritranaya sadhunam
vinasaya ca duskrtam
dharma-samsthapanarthaya
sambhavami yuge yuge

Sri Krishna ji once said this verse, to reinstall the faith in Arjun's mind.... Similarly when after watching lot of pointless bollywood's stuff i was in deep thought, who will save us from this flow of usual story and mediocre movies, which are mostly inspired by Hollywood? But i got an answer in the form of GUNDA!! *ing new age avatar Mithun Da' and directed by legendary Kanti Shah. This is the movie which breaks all the norms of usual cinema by giving us something so original and Indian, that Hollywood can't even think of making.

This is a epic poem in non artistic commercial cinema industry. It is so powerful and effective, that humans are advised not to see more than 15-20 mins of movie in a stretch. It is packed by powerful performances by Mithun Da, Mukesh Rishi, Harish Patel and some more artists, but the main attraction of the movie are its dialogs written by Bashir Babar . I hope, Kanti Shah didn't chop off his hands after he read the script, like Shahjahan did to his workers after building Tajmahal, so that they can not create the same thing again. In the very starting of movie, you will get to see a marvelous poetic introduction by all the villains aka Shaitan ke baap ("Har kadam par khoon hai, har kadam par paap, paap karne mein yeh insaan, shaitaan ke bhi baap" - Mithun Da):

Lambu Atta – “...Deoonga usko maut ka chaanta”
Bulla – “Rakhta hoon hamesha khulla”
Chutiya – (just so that you know… chutiya as in tuft of hair; also, this character is probably the most evil hermaphrodite portrayed in Bollywood. Ever.) – “Achchhe achchhon ki khadi karta hoon khatiya”
Pote – “Jo apne baap ke bhi nahi hote”
Ibu Hatela – “Maa meri chudail ki beti, Baap shaitan ka chela, Kyon? Khaayega Kela?”

By now you might have been started thinking about, if this is starting what would happen till end?? yes you are right, there are so many shocking dialogs and scenes in this movie, that you can't take in one go.

The movie started when Lambu Atta declared gangwar and stabbed one of the guy from Bulla's gang. Then situation become worse as described by Pote - "Zalzala jaag utha hai! ab laashen aise girengi jaise chhote bachche ki nunni se peshaab!" Can you feel the heat?? Bulla took revenge by killing Lambu Atta's brother so lambu Atta took advantage of Bulla's sister to fulfill his carnal desires and revenge, but finally Bulla got him and killed him inspite of his agressive appeal to castrate him instead of killing him. In this dark time and screwed system where "gundagiri and netagiri ek hi baap ke do haraami aulaad hai", Prabhu took avtar in the form of Shankar who said "Main hoon jurm se nafrat karne waala, gareebon ke liye chiraag, goondon ke liye jwaala"! He started war against all of them and finished each one of them in 10 days(“Ek, do, chaar, chhe, dus. Bus.”) at very innovative different places like graveyard, Hill top, public toilets etc.

So, go and watch this to witness a landmark in Indian cinema history.

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phew review aisa hai to

On September 22nd, 2006 Bluff_Master says:

*phew* review aisa hai to movie kaisi hogi :-s

i think you should post a health warning with this review as well... saying this movie might scar you for life or something

Movie review : Gunda A

On September 25th, 2006 IndianPad (not verified) says:

Movie review : Gunda A classic that you never saw!!

Movie review : Gunda A classic that you never saw!! posted at IndianPad.com

SirJi, bade Dinon se iss

On September 25th, 2006 Sarav (not verified) says:

SirJi,

bade Dinon se iss movie ki talassh mein bekaar fir raha hoon.

Koi Upaai bataiye taaki hum iska poora maja le sake..!

Dhanyawaad

Jisko yeh download karni ho

On September 26th, 2006 Ibu_Hatela says:

Jisko yeh download karni ho desitorrents.com pe ja ke dekh lo, mil jayegi. Agar koi upaay na mila to batana, mein kahin upload kar doonga.

Full movie is uploaded on

On October 9th, 2006 Bulla bhai (not verified) says:

Full movie is uploaded on video.google.com. Just search for Kanti Shah OR Gunda.

Shabbas bulla bhai!! Waise

On October 9th, 2006 Ibu_Hatela says:

Shabbas bulla bhai!!
Waise "LOHA" bhi uploaded hai, agar GUNDA pasand aaye to usko bhi jaroor dekhna

We need more Kanti Shah

On October 9th, 2006 Bulla bhai (not verified) says:

We need more Kanti Shah films on google. Someone please upload them OR send me the links/torrents to download and then i will personally upload his entire goddamn collection. Waise apun satkela hai.

that's nice I'll definitely

On October 9th, 2006 prince (not verified) says:

that's nice I'll definitely go watch it tonight....great review Ibu

Yaar Hatela bhai

On October 9th, 2006 Bulla bhai (not verified) says:

Yaar Hatela bhai desitorrents needs an invite! If you have an desitorrents account and can send me an invite please email me.Thanks.

yaar, kam se kam apna email

On October 10th, 2006 Ibu_Hatela says:

yaar, kam se kam apna email id to batao, jahan pe mein invite ya torrent bhejoon. waise kanti shah ki ek aur movie "Free Entry" bhi kaafi mast hai. though prabhu nahi hain usme, but fir bhi mast hai :D

please post ur e-mail ids if

On October 10th, 2006 Ibu_Hatela says:

please post ur e-mail ids if u want torrents for some movies like:
. GUNDA
. Loha
. Free Entry
. Ek Naamard
. Bhookh
. Bobby love & Lust

* Movies are arranged in order of supriority ;)

Ibu I won't ask for emails

On October 10th, 2006 Sunil Chaudhary says:

Ibu I won't ask for emails here you can get spammed by bots.....I can send you an email separately with the list of people who want these movies....

please just say your username and I'll take care of the rest.....

also we will be starting a page like that soon, so you can share these easily....

I have already typed in my

On October 10th, 2006 Bulla bhai (not verified) says:

I have already typed in my email addy in the "Leave a reply" "Mail" section. Does that not work?

Chalo i registered. My email

On October 10th, 2006 Bulla bhai (not verified) says:

Chalo i registered. My email id should be there.

ok I'll send it to Ibu.....

On October 10th, 2006 Sunil Chaudhary says:

ok I'll send it to Ibu.....

hi, Plz somebody invite me

On November 15th, 2006 Lohit (not verified) says:

hi,

Plz somebody invite me to desitorrents.com
my email-id
lohit24@yahoo.co.in

thanks,
Loiht

do u still need an Invite?

On November 21st, 2006 Ibu_Hatela says:

do u still need an Invite?

some body please invite me

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hey plz plz plz send me an invite to desitorrents. me 2 am a very bigfan of gunda and loha....

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I have sent desitorrent

On December 16th, 2006 Ibu_Hatela says:

I have sent desitorrent invitations to you all.
hope you will enjoy Prabhuji movies very soon.

Hi Ibu Hatela - can you

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Desitorrent's invite sent!!

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Oops.. forgot my Email Id:

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My invites are over...

On December 22nd, 2006 Ibu_Hatela says:

My invites are over... others whom i invited spread ur invitations.

plz need invitation

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plz can sum1 send me an invitation
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Re: Movie review : Gunda

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